Hi! I'm a writer/director living in Brooklyn.
I'm not sure why this free website building service gave me the template
for a personal trainer, but here we are.
NONE OF THOSE PICTURES ARE OF ME
I enjoy creating fun, smart, meaningful content with like-minded people. I've written for Comedy Central, The Onion, CollegeHumor, Above Average, and others. My sketch comedy group, Elephant Larry, has performed all over the world and created videos with hundreds of millions of views. I believe in finding the pleasurable side of fitness, and while there may be some sore muscles along the way, the amount of fun and energy you will experience will far exceed the discomfort! I did not write that previous sentence.
Feel Good, Look Good
I guess I should mention that I did run the New York City Marathon in 2015, but I'm not really comfortable offering advice on a professional level.
Here's some more stuff I've done.
Written for The Onion News Network.
That time I was on Cash Cab with my friends.
A story for The OkCupid Show.
"Sex House" by Geoff Haggerty & Wild Aggressive Dog for The Onion. I directed a small scene in the middle.
“I am not a personal trainer.”
You’re on your way to a more fit, healthy, and strong you. Get in touch and start training today.
Or maybe just consider me for your next creative project.